Wednesday, September 25, 2013

"I'll invent a tickler for you
which will tickle at the preset time
it will have shiny robotic but soft and nonsweaty hands"

"Can those hands play the guitar?
As much as I like Edward,
I am sorry to have to reject him because
1) he has black lips
2) he has bad eyebags
3) he will cut my hands when I hold his hands
4) he will cut the guitar strings when he serenades"